Den här är gammal som gatan, men jag tycker det är så kul.
Fetsmart inspirerade mig att hitta den i djupen av min hårddisk.
You may be interested to know that the European Union commissioners have
announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred
language for European communications, rather than German, which was the
other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased
plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).
In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c", Sertainly,
sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be
replased with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters
kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the
sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replased by "f". This will
make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments
will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a
deterdent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of
silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th"
by "z" and "w" by "v".
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from words kontaining
"ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of
leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil
be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezy tu understand
ech ozer.
Ze drem vil finali kum tru.
2024.11.23 - 23:46:27
